I'm A Statistic!
Getting held up at gunpoint is no fun. First time I ever had a gun pointed at me. Didn't know if it was real. Didn't care. We were remarkably calm.
Luckily all he got was stuff and 8 dollars. We had already spent our money at the bars!
The cops knew exactly which person, which car, and read out the license plate number which I recognized. But they gotta catch the fucker in the act, I guess.
The cops had the best lines of the night:
"There's no camera's in this alley. There should be cameras."
"It's the holiday season and there's a lot of pressure out there now"
That's not verbatim, but you get the idea.
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